Fake is the New Real Crop Tank Top
$35
Questions every bimbo hears all too often: "How do you walk in those heels?" "How can you type with those nails?" "Did that piercing/tattoo hurt?" And of course "Are your boobs fake or real?" With this new crop tank top you answer the question before they can ask it. Fake is the New Real, bitches!
• 82% polyester, 18% spandex
• Fabric weight: 6.78 oz/yd² (230 g/m²)
• Material has a four-way stretch - that means the fabric stretches & recovers on the cross & lengthwise grains, yay!
• Made with a smooth, comfortable microfiber yarn
• Body-hugging fit
• Precision-cut and hand-sewn after printing
Size guide
| XS | S | M | L | XL | |
| Chest | 33 ⅛ | 34 ⅝ | 36 ¼ | 39 ⅜ | 42 ½ |
| Waist | 25 ¼ | 26 ¾ | 28 ⅜ | 31 ½ | 34 ⅝ |
